What kind of tree grows in your hand. A palm tree.
What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.
What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons? A sour puss.
What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
Why are sponges depressed? They’re always soaking.
Where should you go if your dog is missing? The lost and hound.
Why don’t trees use the train? They can never decide on a root.
What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus.
Why did the man throw his margarine? He wanted to see the butter fly.
What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee.
What do you call a car that never sleeps? Cargo!
What did the Brittish umpire say to the batter? Europe.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why did the GPS coordinate get kicked out of class? He had a bad lattitude.
Why did the lion eat a lightbulb? He wanted a light lunch.
What type of check has no money? spell-check.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’d let it go.
Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.
Why did the strawberry cross the road? His mother was in a jam.
What is always behind the time? The back of the clock.
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
How do you know it’s been raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle.