What do you… - Laffy taffy jokes - What do you call a car that never sleeps? Cargo!

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What do you call a car that never sleeps? Cargo!
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What did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - What did the Brittish umpire say to the batter? Europe.

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What did the Brittish umpire say to the batter? Europe.
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What kind of… - Laffy taffy jokes - What kind of tree grows in your hand. A palm tree.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand. A palm tree.
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What kind of… - Laffy taffy jokes - What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.
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What Do You… - Laffy taffy jokes - What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons? A sour puss.

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What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons? A sour puss.
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What do you… - Laffy taffy jokes - What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.

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What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.
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Why do seagulls… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

Why do seagulls…

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
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What do you… - Laffy taffy jokes - What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
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Why are sponges… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why are sponges depressed? They’re always soaking.

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Why are sponges depressed? They’re always soaking.
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Where should you… - Laffy taffy jokes - Where should you go if your dog is missing? The lost and hound.

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Where should you go if your dog is missing? The lost and hound.
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Why don’t… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why don’t trees use the train? They can never decide on a root.

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Why don’t trees use the train? They can never decide on a root.
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What is yellow… - Laffy taffy jokes - What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus.
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
Why did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why did the man throw his margarine? He wanted to see the butter fly.

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Why did the man throw his margarine? He wanted to see the butter fly.
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What is the… - Laffy taffy jokes - What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee.

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What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee.
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How do dinosaurs… - Laffy taffy jokes - How do dinosaurs decorate their kitchens? With rep-tiles!

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How do dinosaurs decorate their kitchens? With rep-tiles!
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Why should you… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why should you never use a dull pencil? It’s pointless.

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Why should you never use a dull pencil? It’s pointless.
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What do sharks… - Laffy taffy jokes - What do sharks say when something radical happens? Jawesome!

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What do sharks say when something radical happens? Jawesome!
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What is the… - Laffy taffy jokes - What is the raddest aircraft? The hella-copter.

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What is the raddest aircraft? The hella-copter.
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Why was the… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why was the broom late? It over swept.

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Why was the broom late? It over swept.
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What has one… - Laffy taffy jokes - What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.

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What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
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What do you… - Laffy taffy jokes - What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

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What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Why did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why did the GPS coordinate get kicked out of class? He had a bad lattitude.

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Why did the GPS coordinate get kicked out of class? He had a bad lattitude.
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Why did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why did the lion eat a lightbulb? He wanted a light lunch.

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Why did the lion eat a lightbulb? He wanted a light lunch.
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What type of… - Laffy taffy jokes - What type of check has no money? spell-check.

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What type of check has no money? spell-check.
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
What do you… - Laffy taffy jokes - What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
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Why can’t… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’d let it go.

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She’d let it go.
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Did you hear… - Laffy taffy jokes - Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.

Did you hear…

Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
Why did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why did the strawberry cross the road? His mother was in a jam.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road? His mother was in a jam.
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What is always… - Laffy taffy jokes - What is always behind the time? The back of the clock.

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What is always behind the time? The back of the clock.
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What do cats… - Laffy taffy jokes - What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
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How do you… - Laffy taffy jokes - How do you know it’s been raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle.

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How do you know it’s been raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle.
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Why did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why did the cookie to the hospital? He was feeling crummy.

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Why did the cookie to the hospital? He was feeling crummy.
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How can hurricanes… - Laffy taffy jokes - How can hurricanes see? They have eyes.

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How can hurricanes see? They have eyes.
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What does a… - Laffy taffy jokes - What does a car run on? Wheels.

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What does a car run on? Wheels.
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What did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar? You’re my Romeboy.

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What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar? You’re my Romeboy.
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Why did they… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why did they bury the battery? Because it was dead.

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Why did they bury the battery? Because it was dead.
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What’s a… - Laffy taffy jokes - What’s a top you can’t wear? A laptop.

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What’s a top you can’t wear? A laptop.
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What did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - What did the hurricane say to the island? I've got my eye on you!

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What did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my eye on you!
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Why couldn’t… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why couldn’t the shoes go out to play? They were all tied up.

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Why couldn’t the shoes go out to play? They were all tied up.
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What kind of… - Laffy taffy jokes - What kind of tea is the hardest? Reality.

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What kind of tea is the hardest? Reality.
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How is a… - Laffy taffy jokes - How is a USB like an elephant? They both have memory skills.

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How is a USB like an elephant? They both have memory skills.
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Why do winners… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why do winners always win? It beats me.

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Why do winners always win? It beats me.
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What is thin… - Laffy taffy jokes - What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.

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What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
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How Does a… - Laffy taffy jokes - How Does a cyclist train for a race? He recycles.

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How Does a cyclist train for a race? He recycles.
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Why do hamburgers… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns!

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Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns!
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What’s a… - Laffy taffy jokes - What’s a mummy’s favorite food? Wraps.

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What’s a mummy’s favorite food? Wraps.
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When can peanuts… - Laffy taffy jokes - When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up!

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When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up!
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What is the… - Laffy taffy jokes - What is the definition of a farmer? Someone is good in their field.

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What is the definition of a farmer? Someone is good in their field.
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Why did the… - Laffy taffy jokes - Why did the farmer yell at the grape? Because it was being un-rasin-able.

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Why did the farmer yell at the grape? Because it was being un-rasin-able.
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What can open… - Laffy taffy jokes - What can open doors and is full of letters? Keys.

What can open…

What can open doors and is full of letters? Keys.
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