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What is brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn’s lemming or the Well-Ottering principle. They’re equivalent in the ZF Sea.
What is brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn’s lemming or the Well-Ottering principle. They’re equivalent in the ZF Sea.
Algebra can make you a better dancer. Do you know why? Because you can use an algo-rhythm.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Which big cat is good at linearly approximating a differentiable function? A tangent lion or a straight lion
What couldn’t the Möbius strip enroll at Caltech? Because we require freshman orientation
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.
Student One: I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. Student Two: She must be plotting something.
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook. They called it “Pi A La Mode”.
Follow-up: What fakes politeness and works for the phone company? A pseudo-deferential operator
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.