What is brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? Zorn’s lemming or the Well-Ottering principle. They’re equivalent in the ZF Sea.
Q: What will a logician choose: a half of an egg or eternal bliss in the afterlife? A: A half of an egg! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and a half of an egg is better than nothing.