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Pirate jokes

What’s a… - Pirate jokes - What’s a pirate’s least favorite veggie? Leeks

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What’s a pirate’s least favorite veggie? Leeks
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What do pirates… - Pirate jokes - What do pirates wear when it gets really cold? Long Johns.

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What do pirates wear when it gets really cold? Long Johns.
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What’s a… - Pirate jokes - What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank!

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What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank!
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What does the… - Pirate jokes - What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

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What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!
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What’s a… - Pirate jokes - What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!

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What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate!
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What does pirate… - Pirate jokes - What does pirate Santa say? Row row row!

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What does pirate Santa say? Row row row!
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What's a parrot's… - Pirate jokes - What's a parrot's favourite game? Hide and speak!

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What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Hide and speak!
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What’s a… - Pirate jokes - What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!

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What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!
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How did the… - Pirate jokes - How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He took an aye exam!

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How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He took an aye exam!
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Where do pirates… - Pirate jokes - Where do pirates keep their valuables? In a jarrrrr

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Where do pirates keep their valuables? In a jarrrrr
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What does a… - Pirate jokes - What does a dyslexic pirate say? RRRRRRA!

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What does a dyslexic pirate say? RRRRRRA!
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Why is being… - Pirate jokes - Why is being a pirate so addictive? Because once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why is being a pirate so addictive? Because once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
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What did the… - Pirate jokes - What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you… - Pirate jokes - How do you save a dying pirate? CPARRRRR

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How do you save a dying pirate? CPARRRRR
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What's the difference… - Pirate jokes - What's the difference between a pirate and a raspberry farmer? The pirate buries his treasures, but the farmer treasures his berries.

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What’s the difference between a pirate and a raspberry farmer? The pirate buries his treasures, but the farmer treasures his berries.
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Why are pirates… - Pirate jokes - Why are pirates so good at singing? Because they can hit the high C's!

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Why are pirates so good at singing? Because they can hit the high C’s!
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Why don’t… - Pirate jokes - Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

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Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
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How do pirates… - Pirate jokes - How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!

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How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!
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What’s a… - Pirate jokes - What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!

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What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!
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What type of… - Pirate jokes - What type of haircut does a pirate get? A crew cut!

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What type of haircut does a pirate get? A crew cut!
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Why did two… - Pirate jokes - Why did two pirates get into an argument? Because they couldn't see aye to aye!

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Why did two pirates get into an argument? Because they couldn’t see aye to aye!
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What’s a… - Pirate jokes - What’s a pirates favorite part of a song? The hook!

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What’s a pirates favorite part of a song? The hook!
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How much did… - Pirate jokes - How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.

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How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.
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What do you… - Pirate jokes - What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot

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What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot
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Why do pirates… - Pirate jokes - Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep

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Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep
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