Pirate jokes
Why is being…
Why is being a pirate so addictive? Because once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
What’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a pirate and a raspberry farmer? The pirate buries his treasures, but the farmer treasures his berries.
Why don’t…
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Why do pirates…
Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep