Time flies like... - Scientist jokes - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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What’s wrong... - Scientist jokes - What’s wrong with a joke involving cobalt, radon, and yttrium? It’s CoRn Y.

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What’s wrong with a joke involving cobalt, radon, and yttrium? It’s CoRn Y.
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Organic chemistry is... - Scientist jokes - Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
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There are 10 kinds... - Scientist jokes - There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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What did the microbiology student get for being late to class? A tardigrade.
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The optimist sees... - Scientist jokes - The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
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Why did the... - Scientist jokes - Why did the bacteria fail the math test? He thought multiplication was the same as division.

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Why did the bacteria fail the math test? He thought multiplication was the same as division.
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The name’s... - Scientist jokes - The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
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Did you just... - Scientist jokes - Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you're talking nonsense!

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Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!
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What did the... - Scientist jokes - What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle? "You think you're always right!"

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What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle? “You think you’re always right!”
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Me doing biochemistry... - Scientist jokes - Me doing biochemistry: biochemistry, biochemiswhy, biochemisby.

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Me doing biochemistry: biochemistry, biochemiswhy, biochemisby.
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What did the... - Scientist jokes - What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs? Sorry for your sulfering.

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What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs? Sorry for your sulfering.
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Why did the... - Scientist jokes - Why did the hipster chemist get burned? He touched the beaker before it was cool!

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Why did the hipster chemist get burned? He touched the beaker before it was cool!
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What did the... - Scientist jokes - What did the tree wear to his friend’s pool party? Swimming trunks

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What did the tree wear to his friend’s pool party? Swimming trunks
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What do you... - Scientist jokes - What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? Au revoir.

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What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? Au revoir.
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What will never... - Scientist jokes - What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? Antibiotics.

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What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? Antibiotics.
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Photons have mass... - Scientist jokes - Photons have mass? Who knew they were Catholic?

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Photons have mass? Who knew they were Catholic?
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What did Donald... - Scientist jokes - What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? “Quark, quark, quark!”

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What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? “Quark, quark, quark!”
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What did one... - Scientist jokes - What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Ouch! That’s mitosis.

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What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Ouch! That’s mitosis.
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How much room... - Scientist jokes - How much room does fungi need in order to grow? As mushroom as possible.

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How much room does fungi need in order to grow? As mushroom as possible.
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There’s a... - Scientist jokes - There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

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There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
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What kind of... - Scientist jokes - What kind of bears dissolve in water? Polar bears!

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What kind of bears dissolve in water? Polar bears!
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Did you hear... - Scientist jokes - Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

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Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.
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What do you... - Scientist jokes - What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The nucleus

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What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The nucleus
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What did the... - Scientist jokes - What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.

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What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.
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Two chemists go... - Scientist jokes - Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.

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Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
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I had to... - Scientist jokes - I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

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I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
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What did the... - Scientist jokes - What did the science book say to the math book? You’ve got problems.

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What did the science book say to the math book? You’ve got problems.
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Organ donors really... - Scientist jokes - Organ donors really put their heart into it.

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Organ donors really put their heart into it.
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What kinds of... - Scientist jokes - What kinds of books do planets usually like to read? Comet books

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What kinds of books do planets usually like to read? Comet books
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Why are atoms... - Scientist jokes - Why are atoms Catholic? Because they have mass.

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Why are atoms Catholic? Because they have mass.
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How would you... - Scientist jokes - How would you be able to cut the sea in half? With a see-saw!

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How would you be able to cut the sea in half? With a see-saw!
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There are two... - Scientist jokes - There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Three statisticians go... - Scientist jokes - Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”

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Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”
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A molecule tells... - Scientist jokes - A molecule tells another: “A free-electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!”

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A molecule tells another: “A free-electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!”
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Why did the... - Scientist jokes - Why did the gene crossover? To get to the non-sister homolog!

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Why did the gene crossover? To get to the non-sister homolog!
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What is the… - Scientist jokes - What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.

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What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.
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What’s the... - Scientist jokes - What’s the computer’s favorite snack? Chips!

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What’s the computer’s favorite snack? Chips!
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If you're not... - Scientist jokes - If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
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Why is combining... - Scientist jokes - Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular? It’s free of charge.

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Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular? It’s free of charge.
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If a prince... - Scientist jokes - If a prince farts, is it a noble gas?

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If a prince farts, is it a noble gas?
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You’re so... - Scientist jokes - You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

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You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
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One tectonic plate... - Scientist jokes - One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”
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What is a... - Scientist jokes - What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play? Twister

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What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play? Twister
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Why did the... - Scientist jokes - Why did the chemistry lab blow up? Oxidants happen!

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Why did the chemistry lab blow up? Oxidants happen!
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I wish I... - Scientist jokes - I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.

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I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.
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What do you... - Scientist jokes - What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself? A cell-fie

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What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself? A cell-fie
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Hand over the... - Scientist jokes - Hand over the calculator; friends don’t let friends derive drunk.

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Hand over the calculator; friends don’t let friends derive drunk.
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What are the... - Scientist jokes - What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm

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What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm
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I’d tell... - Scientist jokes - I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won’t get a reaction.

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I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won’t get a reaction.
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