How do you… - Silly jokes - How do you stop a bull from charging? You take away it's credit card!

How do you…

How do you stop a bull from charging? You take away it’s credit card!
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Why did the… - Silly jokes - Why did the king go to the bathroom? He wanted to sit on the throne.

Why did the…

Why did the king go to the bathroom? He wanted to sit on the throne.
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How much did… - Silly jokes - How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.

How much did…

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
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Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
What's the opposite… - Silly jokes - What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.

What’s the opposite…

What’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.
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Why did Mickey… - Silly jokes - Why did Mickey Mouse fly to space? Because he wanted to find Pluto!

Why did Mickey…

Why did Mickey Mouse fly to space? Because he wanted to find Pluto!
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Where do bees… - Silly jokes - Where do bees stop for bathroom breaks? BP stations.

Where do bees…

Where do bees stop for bathroom breaks? BP stations.
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Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
What did the… - Silly jokes - What did the plate say to the plate next to him? Dinner is on me.

What did the…

What did the plate say to the plate next to him? Dinner is on me.
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What did the… - Silly jokes - What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe? "Owwwww-ch!"

What did the…

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe? “Owwwww-ch!”
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How does a… - Silly jokes - How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed.

How does a…

How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed.
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Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
Why are frogs… - Silly jokes - Why are frogs always happy? Because they eat whatever bug them

Why are frogs…

Why are frogs always happy? Because they eat whatever bug them
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What's E.T… - Silly jokes - What's E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs.

What’s E.T…

What’s E.T. short for? Because he’s got little legs.
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Who won the… - Silly jokes - Who won the race of princesses? Rapunzel, by a hair!

Who won the…

Who won the race of princesses? Rapunzel, by a hair!
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
Why do bees… - Silly jokes - Why do bees always have sticky hair? They use honeycombs.

Why do bees…

Why do bees always have sticky hair? They use honeycombs.
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What did the… - Silly jokes - What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

What did the…

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
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What do pickles… - Silly jokes - What do pickles do on their day off? They relish it.

What do pickles…

What do pickles do on their day off? They relish it.
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
Why did the… - Silly jokes - Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class? Because his students were so bright!

Why did the…

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class? Because his students were so bright!
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Why flamingos stand… - Silly jokes - Why flamingos stand on one leg? Because they would fall if they lifted both legs!!

Why flamingos stand…

Why flamingos stand on one leg? Because they would fall if they lifted both legs!!
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It's hard to… - Silly jokes - It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things so literally.

It’s hard to…

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things so literally.
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funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
Why do porcupines… - Silly jokes - Why do porcupines win every game? They have the most points!

Why do porcupines…

Why do porcupines win every game? They have the most points!
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What did the… - Silly jokes - What did the judge say to the skunk? Odor in the court!

What did the…

What did the judge say to the skunk? Odor in the court!
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What did one… - Silly jokes - What did one pencil say to another pencil? You are looking sharp!

What did one…

What did one pencil say to another pencil? You are looking sharp!
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
Name a bow… - Silly jokes - Name a bow that can’t be tied. A Rainbow

Name a bow…

Name a bow that can’t be tied. A Rainbow
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What falls often… - Silly jokes - What falls often in winter but never gets hurt? Snow

What falls often…

What falls often in winter but never gets hurt? Snow
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I want to… - Silly jokes - I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I want to…

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
Why don’t… - Silly jokes - Why don’t teddy bears eat dessert? Because they are already stuffed!

Why don’t…

Why don’t teddy bears eat dessert? Because they are already stuffed!
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Never criticize someone… - Silly jokes - Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

Never criticize someone…

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
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What do you… - Silly jokes - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.

What do you…

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
What has four… - Silly jokes - What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage truck

What has four…

What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage truck
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What did the… - Silly jokes - What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

What did the…

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You’re looking sharp.
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What do you… - Silly jokes - What do you say to someone trying to steal your cheese? That’s nacho cheese!

What do you…

What do you say to someone trying to steal your cheese? That’s nacho cheese!
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Why was the… - Silly jokes - Why was the strawberry crying? Because she was in a jam!

Why was the…

Why was the strawberry crying? Because she was in a jam!
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What is the… - Silly jokes - What is the only kind of poo that is not smelly? A sham-POO!

What is the…

What is the only kind of poo that is not smelly? A sham-POO!
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Why did the… - Silly jokes - Why did the baby cross the road? To get to the whine shop!

Why did the…

Why did the baby cross the road? To get to the whine shop!
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What happens when… - Silly jokes - What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass? It just becomes beer.

What happens when…

What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass? It just becomes beer.
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What do the… - Silly jokes - What do the elves learn at school? The ELF-abet!

What do the…

What do the elves learn at school? The ELF-abet!
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What do you… - Silly jokes - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
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I told my… - Silly jokes - I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

I told my…

I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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What do you… - Silly jokes - What do you call a rabbit with lice? Bugs Bunny.

What do you…

What do you call a rabbit with lice? Bugs Bunny.
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Why didn’t… - Silly jokes - Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.

Why didn’t…

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
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Why is it… - Silly jokes - Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.

Why is it…

Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.
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A bear walks… - Silly jokes - A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled…cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a bear!"

A bear walks…

A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, “I want a grilled…cheese.” The waiter says, “What’s with the pause?” “Whaddya mean?” the bear replies. “I’m a bear!”
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I used to… - Silly jokes - I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

I used to…

I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.
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What's the best… - Silly jokes - What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What’s the best…

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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What are ten… - Silly jokes - What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers.

What are ten…

What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers.
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How do you… - Silly jokes - How do you throw a great party in space? You planet!

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How do you throw a great party in space? You planet!
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What does a… - Silly jokes - What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.

What does a…

What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.
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What is a… - Silly jokes - What is a zombie's favourite thing to eat? Brain food.

What is a…

What is a zombie’s favourite thing to eat? Brain food.
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How do you… - Silly jokes - How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

How do you…

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
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What animal do… - Silly jokes - What animal do you always see at baseball games? A bat.

What animal do…

What animal do you always see at baseball games? A bat.
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How do you… - Silly jokes - How do you turn light chocolate into dark chocolate? By turning the lights off!

How do you…

How do you turn light chocolate into dark chocolate? By turning the lights off!
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