How come there… - Spanish jokes - How come there are no automatic cars in Spain? They’re all Manuel

How come there…

How come there are no automatic cars in Spain? They’re all Manuel
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Did you hear… - Spanish jokes - Did you hear about the winner of the Spanish beauty contest? Me neither.

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the winner of the Spanish beauty contest? Me neither.
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you call a small mosque in Spain? A mosquito!

What do you…

What do you call a small mosque in Spain? A mosquito!
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Hey you! Funny pickup lines? you can find here. Use at your own risk!
Where to Bees… - Spanish jokes - Where to Bees go to party in Spain? Ibiza

Where to Bees…

Where to Bees go to party in Spain? Ibiza
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How did Rowan… - Spanish jokes - How did Rowan Atkinson introduce himself when he performed in Spain? Soy Bean

How did Rowan…

How did Rowan Atkinson introduce himself when he performed in Spain? Soy Bean
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Nobody believes me… - Spanish jokes - Nobody believes me when I tell them I had a splinter when touring Spain and a playful little kid helped get rid of it. Nobody expects the Spanish imp incision.

Nobody believes me…

Nobody believes me when I tell them I had a splinter when touring Spain and a playful little kid helped get rid of it. Nobody expects the Spanish imp incision.
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Do you know all Knock Knock jokes? Try it out!
To all the… - Spanish jokes - To all the people in Madrid that are hurting… I feel your Spain.

To all the…

To all the people in Madrid that are hurting… I feel your Spain.
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car? Carlos!

What do you…

What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car? Carlos!
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What milk comes… - Spanish jokes - What milk comes from Spain? Soy Milk

What milk comes…

What milk comes from Spain? Soy Milk
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Check out our Chuck Norris jokes? Quickly! Before Chuck Norris finds out!
I used to… - Spanish jokes - I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain. Then I left. I'm Aragone.

I used to…

I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain. Then I left. I’m Aragone.
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The mailman told… - Spanish jokes - The mailman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow... So I asked him if he was going to Parcelona. He proceeded to ignore what I believe was my best joke. I probably didn't say it right. The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery.

The mailman told…

The mailman told me he’s off to Spain tomorrow… So I asked him if he was going to Parcelona. He proceeded to ignore what I believe was my best joke. I probably didn’t say it right. The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery.
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!

What do you…

What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!
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Blonde jokes, who doesn't know them, but have you heard these?
A german man… - Spanish jokes - A German man visits Spain. The bartender asks: "Uno mas?" To which he replies: "Nein, nein! Tho-mas!"

A german man…

A German man visits Spain. The bartender asks: “Uno mas?” To which he replies: “Nein, nein! Tho-mas!”
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain? Barf-a-lona

What do you…

What do you call a hangover when you’re alone in Spain? Barf-a-lona
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How many Spaniards… - Spanish jokes - How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb. Just Juan

How many Spaniards…

How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb. Just Juan
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Funny sayings? for any occasion, here you will find them.
What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan

What do you…

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan
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On holiday in… - Spanish jokes - On holiday in Spain I saw a sign saying English speaking doctors, I thought what a good idea/ We should have them in England.

On holiday in…

On holiday in Spain I saw a sign saying English speaking doctors, I thought what a good idea/ We should have them in England.
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you call a rental car in Spain? A Barceloaner

What do you…

What do you call a rental car in Spain? A Barceloaner
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funny dad jokes, at your own risk!
Why wasn t… - Spanish jokes - Why wasn’t Jesus born in Spain? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn t…

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Spain? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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I do feel… - Spanish jokes - I do feel bad for my buddy in Spain, anytime I ask him “Has December been a good week for you so far?” He says it was actually a mes.

I do feel…

I do feel bad for my buddy in Spain, anytime I ask him “Has December been a good week for you so far?” He says it was actually a mes.
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I feel bad… - Spanish jokes - I feel bad for my buddy over in Spain. I asked him, "Has December been a good week for you so far?" He said it was actually a mes.

I feel bad…

I feel bad for my buddy over in Spain. I asked him, “Has December been a good week for you so far?” He said it was actually a mes.
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You like it short and sweet? Perfect! Here come our Jokes One Liners!
My uncle runs… - Spanish jokes - My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain. He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells. Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician

My uncle runs…

My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain. He come out late at night to ring people’s doorbells. Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician
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What do they… - Spanish jokes - What do they call Pringles in Spain? Pr*español*

What do they…

What do they call Pringles in Spain? Pr*español*
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In northern Spain… - Spanish jokes - In northern Spain, do they call it sun-bathing? Or is it Basqueing?

In northern Spain…

In northern Spain, do they call it sun-bathing? Or is it Basqueing?
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Anyone who likes dark humor jokes has a high IQ and is damn good looking too!
My girlfriend told… - Spanish jokes - My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names… …in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.

My girlfriend told…

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names… …in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.
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Where do folks… - Spanish jokes - Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment? The Basque Pro Shop

Where do folks…

Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment? The Basque Pro Shop
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Which bus went… - Spanish jokes - Which bus went from Spain to America? Columbus

Which bus went…

Which bus went from Spain to America? Columbus
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No more good punchlines! Here come our anti jokes!
I was joking… - Spanish jokes - I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain…. to Parcelona… He didn’t laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.

I was joking…

I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain…. to Parcelona… He didn’t laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
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What time was… - Spanish jokes - What time was it when the monster ate the Prime Minister of Spain? Eight P.M.

What time was…

What time was it when the monster ate the Prime Minister of Spain? Eight P.M.
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People always ask… - Spanish jokes - People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody ever expects Spanish ink precision.

People always ask…

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody ever expects Spanish ink precision.
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Today my company… - Spanish jokes - Today my company relocated me to their Spain office. But it’s ok, because nobody expects the Spanish acquisition.

Today my company…

Today my company relocated me to their Spain office. But it’s ok, because nobody expects the Spanish acquisition.
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I work at… - Spanish jokes - I work at an Ink company in Spain. Yesterday I held a competition about our company’s history. But it looks like no one wanted to be a part of the Spanish Ink Quiz Session

I work at…

I work at an Ink company in Spain. Yesterday I held a competition about our company’s history. But it looks like no one wanted to be a part of the Spanish Ink Quiz Session
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How does every… - Spanish jokes - How does every Spanish joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

How does every…

How does every Spanish joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
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Who is the… - Spanish jokes - Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? San Dalia.

Who is the…

Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? San Dalia.
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What do Captain… - Spanish jokes - What do Captain America and Spain have in common? A horrific Civil War

What do Captain…

What do Captain America and Spain have in common? A horrific Civil War
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Who is the… - Spanish jokes - Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? San Dalia.

Who is the…

Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? San Dalia.
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What s the… - Spanish jokes - What’s the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

What s the…

What’s the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
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An American tourist... - Spanish jokes - An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the arms of the bull killed in the ring today." The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item. When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These arms... are much smaller than the ones I had last night." "Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose.

An American tourist…

An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. “These, senor,” replied the waiter in broken English, “are the arms of the bull killed in the ring today.” The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and … Read more
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Why shouldn t… - Spanish jokes - Why shouldn’t you have pets in Spain? Because you can’t leave your Catalonia

Why shouldn t…

Why shouldn’t you have pets in Spain? Because you can’t leave your Catalonia
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The king of… - Spanish jokes - The King of Spain has sequestered himself on his private jet until his Covid-19 results come back. The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

The king of…

The King of Spain has sequestered himself on his private jet until his Covid-19 results come back. The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
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I ve finally… - Spanish jokes - I’ve finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

I ve finally…

I’ve finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
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My collection of… - Spanish jokes - My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas.

My collection of…

My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas.
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A frenchman orders… - Spanish jokes - A Frenchman orders a coffee in Spain. Au lait

A frenchman orders…

A Frenchman orders a coffee in Spain. Au lait
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I've finally worked… - Spanish jokes - I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

I’ve finally worked…

I’ve finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian? Oil of Ol'e.

What do you…

What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian? Oil of Ol’e.
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In spain Die… - Spanish jokes - In Spain, "Die Hard" is called "La Jungla de Cristal". It should have been called "Muerte Fuerte".

In spain Die…

In Spain, “Die Hard” is called “La Jungla de Cristal”. It should have been called “Muerte Fuerte”.
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you call a person who isn't sure he's from Spain? Span-ish

What do you…

What do you call a person who isn’t sure he’s from Spain? Span-ish
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How much would… - Spanish jokes - How much would a trip to spain cost? It depends on where you live. For example, if you live in Spain,it's free

How much would…

How much would a trip to spain cost? It depends on where you live. For example, if you live in Spain,it’s free
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What do you… - Spanish jokes - What do you get when you sit down in a field in spain? Gracias

What do you…

What do you get when you sit down in a field in spain? Gracias
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How do you… - Spanish jokes - How do you get a pig moving in Spain? You say Jamon!

How do you…

How do you get a pig moving in Spain? You say Jamon!
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