Spanish jokes

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Spain? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

I do feel bad for my buddy in Spain, anytime I ask him “Has December been a good week for you so far?” He says it was actually a mes.

I feel bad for my buddy over in Spain. I asked him, “Has December been a good week for you so far?” He said it was actually a mes.

My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain. He come out late at night to ring people’s doorbells. Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician

What do they call Pringles in Spain? Pr*español*

In northern Spain, do they call it sun-bathing? Or is it Basqueing?

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names… …in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain.

Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment? The Basque Pro Shop

Which bus went from Spain to America? Columbus

I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain…. to Parcelona… He didn’t laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.

What time was it when the monster ate the Prime Minister of Spain? Eight P.M.

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody ever expects Spanish ink precision.

Today my company relocated me to their Spain office. But it’s ok, because nobody expects the Spanish acquisition.

I work at an Ink company in Spain. Yesterday I held a competition about our company’s history. But it looks like no one wanted to be a part of the Spanish Ink Quiz Session

How does every Spanish joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? San Dalia.

What do Captain America and Spain have in common? A horrific Civil War

Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? San Dalia.

What’s the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. “These, senor,” replied the waiter in broken English, “are the arms of the bull killed in the ring today.” The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and … Read more

Why shouldn’t you have pets in Spain? Because you can’t leave your Catalonia

The King of Spain has sequestered himself on his private jet until his Covid-19 results come back. The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

I’ve finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas.

A Frenchman orders a coffee in Spain. Au lait

I’ve finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian? Oil of Ol’e.

In Spain, “Die Hard” is called “La Jungla de Cristal”. It should have been called “Muerte Fuerte”.

What do you call a person who isn’t sure he’s from Spain? Span-ish

How much would a trip to spain cost? It depends on where you live. For example, if you live in Spain,it’s free

What do you get when you sit down in a field in spain? Gracias

How do you get a pig moving in Spain? You say Jamon!

Why are the people who flew from Spain always dry, even if it was raining there? Because the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane.

My friend in Spain was wondering what the Nazi’s in the US had been up to recently So I gave her a quick rundown.

What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con? Spanish con-quiz-daters

It’s lonely between Germany and Spain. Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel

I want to see and feel Spain once in my life. But life always takes the ‘S’ away from it.

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me They don’t expect a Spanish Link decision

What were the 2 Spaniard FireFighting Brother’s names? Hose A and Hose B

I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached. I was in shambles.

Why don’t Spaniards play hide and seek? Cause nobody will look for them?

Whats the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

How come there are no automatic cars in Spain? They’re all Manuel

Did you hear about the winner of the Spanish beauty contest? Me neither.

What do you call a small mosque in Spain? A mosquito!

Where to Bees go to party in Spain? Ibiza

How did Rowan Atkinson introduce himself when he performed in Spain? Soy Bean

Nobody believes me when I tell them I had a splinter when touring Spain and a playful little kid helped get rid of it. Nobody expects the Spanish imp incision.

To all the people in Madrid that are hurting… I feel your Spain.

What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car? Carlos!

What milk comes from Spain? Soy Milk

I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain. Then I left. I’m Aragone.

The mailman told me he’s off to Spain tomorrow… So I asked him if he was going to Parcelona. He proceeded to ignore what I believe was my best joke. I probably didn’t say it right. The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery.

What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? Roberto!

A German man visits Spain. The bartender asks: “Uno mas?” To which he replies: “Nein, nein! Tho-mas!”

What do you call a hangover when you’re alone in Spain? Barf-a-lona

How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb. Just Juan

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan

On holiday in Spain I saw a sign saying English speaking doctors, I thought what a good idea/ We should have them in England.

What do you call a rental car in Spain? A Barceloaner