The best knock knock jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don’t cry!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? I’m excited to see you too!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!