The best knock knock jokes
Looking for the best knock knock jokes? Look no further, you’ll find them here! We have more than 170 of them and one is funnier than the other.
The nice thing about these jokes is that they are always surprising. Often totally absurd, a nice separator for our brain. Like a small reset, restart and guarantee of laughter.
Have fun with the jokes.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there ? Dishes…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ivor…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess…
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!