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The best knock knock jokes

Looking for the best knock knock jokes? Look no further, you’ll find them here! We have more than 170 of them and one is funnier than the other.

The nice thing about these jokes is that they are always surprising. Often totally absurd, a nice separator for our brain. Like a small reset, restart and guarantee of laughter.

Have fun with the jokes.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zany… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Witches… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hatch… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hatch…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? A… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Art… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mustache… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH...

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH…
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ferdie… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? To… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? To. To who? It's to whom.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? To…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lion… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don't cry!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don’t cry!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there ? Dishes… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there ? Dishes…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there ? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? An… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ivor…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Avenue… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Eysore… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock, knock! Who's there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!
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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they're going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zoom… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Jess… - The best knock knock jokes - Knock! Knock! Who's there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!
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