What do you call jokes

What do you order at a restaurant called Karma? You get what you deserve.

What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell.

What do you call a piece of sad cheese? Blue cheese.

What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar? A buck.

What do you call someone who never passes gas in public? A private tutor.

What do you call a church that’s on fire? Holy smokes.

What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach? A sand witch.

What do you call a disagreement between two electric companies? A power struggle.

What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes? Corny.

What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK? A satisfactory.

What do you call a cow eating grass? A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a dog that’s freezing? A chili dog.

What did the man say when I tried to get some of his chips and cheese? Hey, it’s nacho cheese.

What do you call milk that gets anything it wants? Spoiled milk.

What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A Thesaurus.

What do you call a clown that’s incarcerated? A silicon.

What do you call a math rock band fronted by Al Gore? Algorithm.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a pig in a blanket? A pig-nic.

What do you call fruit playing the guitar? A jam session.

What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by the pope? Holy Guacamole.

What do you call a baby polar bear? An ice cub.

What do you call a joke you tell while washing your hands? A clean joke.

What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long? A Yardvark.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.

What do you call a cat that has a fondness for beans? Puss ‘N Toots.

What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney? Father-in-Law.

What do you call an owl that’s a magician? Who-dini.

What do you call a pay toilet? Johnny Cash.

What do you call blackbirds that stick together? Vel-crows.

What do you call a red neck that’s on fire? A firecracker.

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.

What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A highchair.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.

What do you call an army retreating from a battle? A back up plan.

What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.

What do you call two birds that are in love? Tweethearts.

What do you call a Jedi warrior with only one hand? Hand solo.

What do you call a table that is next to your bed? A one-night stand.

What do you call leftover salad? The last romaines.

What do you call a cute door? Adorable.

What do you call a clown who’s in jail? A silicon!

What do you call a Jedi with one arm? Hand Solo!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.