Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already worldwide.

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an “A” in lunch.

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet.

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is “Equator.”

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, “TWINKIE!”

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

Yo momma’s so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that’s just her left arm.

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, “Goodbye” to her

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,”Hey, you forgot the remote!”