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Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mama so fat, she doesn’t need…

Yo mama so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already worldwide.
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Yo mamma is so fat, the only…

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an “A” in lunch.
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Yo mama is so fat that when… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mama is so fat that when…

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet.
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Yo momma is so ugly her parents… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma is so ugly her parents…

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size…

Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is “Equator.”
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Yo momma is so fat that when… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma is so fat that when…

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, “TWINKIE!”
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Yo mamma is so fat, black holes… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes…

Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mama so dumb she tried to…

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mamma is so ugly when she…

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
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Yo momma so ugly she is the… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma so ugly she is the…

Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mama so ugly when she went…

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved… - Yo momma jokes -

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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Yo momma is so black, she got… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma is so black, she got…

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
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Yo momma so dumb that when she… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma so dumb that when she…

Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco…

Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
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Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma’s so fat, her measurements are…

Yo momma’s so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that’s just her left arm.
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Yo mom is so dumb that she… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mom is so dumb that she…

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
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Yo momma so fat when she registered… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma so fat when she registered…

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
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Yo momma is so fat you need… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma is so fat you need…

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
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Yo momma is so ugly even Hello… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello…

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, “Goodbye” to her
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Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared…

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Yo momma is so stupid when your… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma is so stupid when your…

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even…

Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her…

Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.
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Yo momma is so stupid that when… - Yo momma jokes -

Yo momma is so stupid that when…

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,”Hey, you forgot the remote!”
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