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Yo momma is so fat she sat… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

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Yo momma is so stupid she took… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo momma is so old, I slapped… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

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Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo Mama is so fat, when she… - Yo momma jokes - Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

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Your mom is so stupid I told… - Yo momma jokes - Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Yo momma is so stupid when I… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

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Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

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Yo momma so dumb when I said… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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Yo momma is so ugly her momma… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

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Yo momma is so fat, I took… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

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Yo momma's so fat, when she uses… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

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Yo mamma so fat when she died… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

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Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.

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Yo mama is so fat when she… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

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Yo mama's so fat when I pictured… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

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Yo momma so stupid it took her… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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Yo mama so stupid, she went to… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw… - Yo momma jokes - Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

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Yo momma is so short, you can… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

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Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures… - Yo momma jokes - Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

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