Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, “Go back to work!”

Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed “Snow White and the 7 dwarfs.”

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma’s so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, “What are you doing?” and she said, “I’m moving.”

Yo momma’s so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.

Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Yo mamma’s so fat, I don’t have to make a joke.

Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.

Yo momma so dumb when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she steals samples from stores!

Yo momma’s so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo momma’s so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!

Yo momma’s so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, “One person at a time please.”

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she’s still waiting for it to turn green.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo mama’s so broke that she couldn’t even pay attention.

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains.”

Yo mama’s so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”

Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch “60 Minutes.”

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, “What size bucket?” and yo momma said, “The one on the roof.”

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo mama’s so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

Yo momma’s so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.