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Yo mama is so fat that when… Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet.save share share
Yo momma is so ugly her parents… Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.save share share
Yo momma is so fat that when… Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, “TWINKIE!”save share share
Yo mamma is so fat, black holes… Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.save share share
Yo mama so dumb she tried to… Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.save share share
Yo mamma is so ugly when she… Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.save share share
Yo momma so ugly she is the… Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.save share share
Yo mama so ugly when she went… Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.save share share
Yo momma’s so ugly, the government moved… Yo momma’s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!save share share
Yo momma is so black, she got… Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.save share share
Yo momma so dumb that when she… Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!save share share
Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco… Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.save share share
Yo momma’s so fat, her measurements are… Yo momma’s so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that’s just her left arm.save share share
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Yo momma is so fat you need… Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.save share share
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello… Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, “Goodbye” to hersave share share
Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared… Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.save share share
Yo momma is so stupid when your… Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!save share share
Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even… Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.save share share
Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her… Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.save share share
Yo momma is so stupid that when… Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,”Hey, you forgot the remote!”save share share