Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.
What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it!
Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
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