If I could…

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you,...

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.

Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!

If we were playing poker, I would go all in.

You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around.