If you were…

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

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You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.