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Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word...

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.

They say Disney is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.