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Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: This is my last Instagram bio ever.
This is my last Instagram bio ever.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Chaos, panic & disorder – my work here is done.
Chaos, panic & disorder – my work here is done.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly? Ah, that goes all the way to the bone!
Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly? Ah, that goes all the way to the bone!
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Don’t worry, BEACH happy!
Don’t worry, BEACH happy!
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I'm beginning to like Instagram, which is unusual on the grounds that I loathe pictures.
I’m beginning to like Instagram, which is unusual on the grounds that I loathe pictures.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Where do I apply to switch realms?
Where do I apply to switch realms?
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Hey, are you reading my Instagram bio again?
Hey, are you reading my Instagram bio again?
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Life is short to those with no makeup.
Life is short to those with no makeup.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Yes, I get emotional when it comes to math. It happens.
Yes, I get emotional when it comes to math. It happens.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Spread love as thick as you would spread peanut butter and jam.
Spread love as thick as you would spread peanut butter and jam.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realizing the other person was born an idiot.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realizing the other person was born an idiot.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: There is nothing so serious about life, we are here to eat, look beautiful then die.
There is nothing so serious about life, we are here to eat, look beautiful then die.