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Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I was a different person when I started typing this. Allow me to reintroduce myself.
I was a different person when I started typing this. Allow me to reintroduce myself.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I wasn’t kissing her; I was whispering in her mouth.
I wasn’t kissing her; I was whispering in her mouth.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: When life gives you lemons, use them to make your skin glow.
When life gives you lemons, use them to make your skin glow.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: BAE: Bacon And Eggs.
BAE: Bacon And Eggs.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I’m a social media guru. No, really, I am.
I’m a social media guru. No, really, I am.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Recovering ice cream addict.
Recovering ice cream addict.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Every woman is an angel, you only need to take her to heaven.
Every woman is an angel, you only need to take her to heaven.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Meh is the new normal.
Meh is the new normal.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Bad choices make good stories.
Bad choices make good stories.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Just having theoretical knowledge won’t make you genius
Just having theoretical knowledge won’t make you genius
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Born at a very young age.
Born at a very young age.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I told the doctor that I’d broken my arm in several places. He said not to go to those places.
I told the doctor that I’d broken my arm in several places. He said not to go to those places.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a...
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Why are you here? Don't you have sh*t to do?
Why are you here? Don’t you have sh*t to do?
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing...
If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year.
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Last name Ever, first name Greatest.
Last name Ever, first name Greatest.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Death by chocolate seems like such a tasty way to go.
Death by chocolate seems like such a tasty way to go.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Speak English. Kiss French. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean.
Speak English. Kiss French. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean.