3.14% of sailors are…

What has been the funniest or strangest thing that has happened to you on a first date?

What did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my eye on you!

Do you know why everyone is afraid to come to my house? It’s haunted.

Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.

What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday? He went home.