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A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned...

What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

How did the reindeer learn to play piano? He was elf-taught.

You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.