Be careful, too…

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

I’m never late. The others are simply too early!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

Why shouldn’t you have pets in Spain? Because you can’t leave your Catalonia

How is virginity like a soap bubble? One prick and it is gone forever.