Can February march…

Man to his wife: I’d never say you’re fat! You’re just a bit more visible.

Just say NO to drugs! Well, If I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present. It’s a gift.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all...

What is the meaning of a true friend? One who remembers your birthday but not your age!