Contrary to popular…

Humble with just a hint of Kanye

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

What did the stamen say to the pistil? I like your style!

If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months...

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out anyway?