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If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months...

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

My teacher pointed to me with his ruler and said At the end of this ruler there is an idiot!...

Which dog breed chases anything that's red? A bull dog!

Sorry, there is no offensive jokes about cows. Why? They all have been re-mooh-ved.