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Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a...

I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present. It’s a gift.

Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse? Because it was two-tenths!

Do you secretly bring home stuff out of a hotel room?

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a...