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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a ‘V’ formation, one line is always longer than the other?...

What’s the funniest movie line you’ve ever heard?

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I didn’t get a haircut, I got them all cut.

What do you think the first person to milk a cow was actually trying to do?