Did you hear…

You know you’re getting old when… You sing along with the elevator music.

Don't worry if you miss a gym session. Everything will work out.

When did the astronaut who floated away from the spaceship come back? Never. He floats forever.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far...

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.