Do people talk…

How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream cone? She tripped over a pothole.

What do the elves learn at school? The ELF-abet!

Chuck Norris has never had to put gas in his tank. All of his vehicles run on fear.

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die? A: He was run over by the Zamboni.