Do you know…

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It has great food but no atmosphere.

Why did 6 get mad at 7? Because 7 8 9!

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot. A carrot.