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I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

They just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other...

What do astronauts eat for dinner? Launch meat.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade 4.