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You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.

What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour...

One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the...