Gave my co…

There was once a talking sheepdog. He ran up to the farmer and said “All 70 sheep are in the...

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about....

How would you be able to cut the sea in half? With a see-saw!

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call it when a geologist has to work on a Friday night? Gin and tectonics