Hap-pea birthday…

I never thought the comment "I wouldn't touch him/her with a six-foot pole" would become a national policy, but here...

I would tell you a joke about an infinite line… But it doesn’t have an endpoint.

What did the Auntie cow say to her niece? “You’re so udderly cute!”

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?