Happy bear-day…

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? A branch manager.

What shape do you always have to be careful of? A trap-azoid!

If you’re American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!