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Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.

Do you secretly bring home stuff out of a hotel room?

Which are the stronger days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A. No, they both burn shorter!