How did Darth…

What has four legs and goes booo? A cow with a cold.

A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm...

Why did the man have a nosebleed? Because he got punched in the face.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Famous last words of a postman: What a lovely dog you have!