How did Mary…

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Why shouldn’t you make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad? Because it’s a faux pa.

How would you show that you were from the future if you were transported 200 years into the past with...

What did the princess say in the photo booth? “Someday my prints will come.”

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers can’t talk.