How did the…

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me.

The lady janitor in my office building asked if I would hang out with her and smoke a joint. I...

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

What did one Frenchman say to the other Frenchman? I don’t know; I don’t speak French.

Why did the cable get sad? His phone friend went wireless.