How do cows…

I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

I can’t get to the chocolates in my advent calendar. Foiled again.

What does one French Guy say to another French Guy? “My name is also Guy.”

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!