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Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their buttquacks.

Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.

Four blondes are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, "14 weeks,"...

What is the funniest thing you’ve ever seen in another person’s house?

My ex-girlfriend used to own a parrot. That thing never shut up… but the parrot was cool.