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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says, “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other one says, “Sure is....

Before the invention of the wheel… everything was a drag!

Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.

Have you heard about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He can run as fast as Rudolph, he just can’t stop as...