How is a…

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

Do you know why everyone is afraid to come to my house? It’s haunted.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped though, once I started...