I am instantly …

How do you talk to giants? Use big words!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She...

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? "I Apollo-gise."