I desperately need…

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Sometimes, it's just a battle about who is least stupid.