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You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100...

Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

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What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.

Which weighs more 16 ounces of soda or a pound of solid gold? Answer: They both weigh the same.