I didn’t…

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look...

Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.

What’s the best time to see a dentist? Tooth hurty.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.