I don’t…

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? A branch manager.

Why did the swan hiss? Biologically, it’s coded in their genes to do so when threatened.

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he...

Who said I’m funny? I’m actually very mean, but everyone thinks I’m just kidding.