I don’t…

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens do not have the cognitive ability to reason. Therefore, it was random.

I feel really sad for seedless watermelons. What if they wanted babies?

What do a train set and boobs have in common? They were both made for kids but dads can’t help...

If you had to lose your hands or your feet, which would you choose?

I’d never tell you a pizza joke. It’s way too cheesy.