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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.

What did the horse say when he tripped? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up.

What do you call a feminine cow? A dairy queen.

Which numbers just won’t sit still? Roamin’ numbers

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the 'W's.