I have an…

What did the secret agent cow say to the other? Are you udder cover?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.