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What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing. Ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.