I still remember…

I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

What shape do you always have to be careful of? A trap-azoid!

What do you get by crossing a pie with a snake? A pie-thon.

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.