I stopped understanding…

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems. But it will annoy enough people to make it worth the...

How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? A buck-an-ear.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

What’s so great about living in Switzerland? Nothing, except that the flag is a plus.